What do you call a bear without a girlfriend? A bear minimum!

Why did the man bring a mirror on his date? He wanted to reflect on their relationship!

Why did the man propose to the tree? Because he heard it was a great match!

Why did the woman break up with the calendar? She felt like she was always getting the run around!

What do you call two birds that are deeply in love? Tweethearts Forever!

Why did the man buy his girlfriend a watch? He wanted to watch her every second!

Why did the couple go to therapy? They needed a relationship 'check-up'!

Why did the couple go to the seafood restaurant? They heard it was a 'reel' catch!

What do you call a romantic insect? A loving bug!

Why did the woman break up with the movie theater? It was too 'theatre-cal'!

Why do ghosts make the best partners? They're always there for you, even if you can't see them!

Why was the calendar always so happy? It had too many dates!

What did the painter say to his girlfriend? I can't picture my life without you!

Why did the man propose to the ocean? He wanted to see the 'wave' of love!

What did the janitor say to his crush? I sweep you off your feet!

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a toaster? A toaster will never burn your bread!

Why did the man give his wife a pencil? He heard that love at first write can last forever!

Why did the woman break up with the shoe salesman? He couldn't sole her problems!

I used to date a train conductor. It was a short-lived relationship.

I asked my husband to help me with the laundry. He disappeared. Guess he's gone missing.

I tried to take a selfie with my boyfriend, but it ended up being an usie. He's now my ex.