Why did the couple break up at the seafood restaurant? They realized their relationship was just a little fishy.

Why did the ghost break up with his human girlfriend? She kept ghosting him.

I told my wife she should spice up our marriage. Now I sleep with a bottle of hot sauce under my pillow.

Why did the woman break up with the baker? He was always loafing around.

My girlfriend wanted me to be more romantic, so I bought her a thesaurus. Now she's grateful, thankful, and appreciative.

I recently started a new business building yachts in my attic. Sales are going through the roof!

Relationships are like fine wine. They get better with age. The older I get, the more I like them.

I made a pun about wind turbines, but it really blew.

I brought my girlfriend to a rap battle. The other rappers laughed when I pulled out my guitar, but then I started playing and they were all amazed. That's the last time I'll be mistaken for a ukulele player.

Why did the man bring a shovel on his date? He wanted to dig deep into their relationship!

What did the husband say to his wife when they were arguing about the lawn? 'I'm not gonna mow-tion that again!'

What do you call a bear without a date? Unbearable!

Why did the woman break up with the astronaut? He needed more space!

Why did the man bring a can opener on his date? He wanted to open up his heart!

What did the apple say to the banana? 'You're a-peeling to me!'

Why did the man break up with his internet provider girlfriend? She kept giving him the silent treatment!

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument in a relationship? The trom-bone!

Why did the man propose to the calendar? He couldn't wait to schedule their future together!

What do you call two robots in love? Robomantics!

Why did the woman break up with the gardener? He was always planting doubts in her mind!

Why did the man bring a thermometer on his date? He wanted to see if there was any heat between them!