I asked my boyfriend why he never exercises. He said his love for me is lifting his spirits.

Why did the gardener break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't handle his commitment to the seeds of their relationship.

I told my wife she should work on her flexibility. She said she's already bent over backwards enough for me.

Why did the dentist break up with the tooth? It couldn't bite its tongue anymore.

I asked my husband why he always carries a map. He said it's in case we hit a rocky patch in our relationship.

Why did the ocean break up with the shore? It needed more space to drift apart.

I told my girlfriend I wanted to be more spontaneous. She said I should start by surprising her with a wedding ring.

Why did the dentist break up with his hygienist? They had a flossy relationship.

Why did the cat break up with its boyfriend? He was too purr-snickety.

I told my husband he should do more yoga. He said it's a stretch.

I asked my girlfriend why she always carries a ladder. She said she's looking for someone who's a step above the rest.

I asked my boyfriend why he never leaves me love notes. He said, 'I'm saving trees.'

Why did the bee leave the hive? It needed some time to buzz solo.

I told my partner I wanted to spice things up. They handed me the pepper shaker.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired of the relationship.

I asked my partner if they wanted to hear a joke about construction. They said, 'Sure, I'm all ears.'

I told my girlfriend she should do some research on us. She replied, 'I already know we're the perfect couple.'

Why did the dentist break up with their partner? They couldn't handle the plaque in the relationship.

Why did the baker struggle in relationships? They kneaded too much commitment.

I told my wife I wrote a song for her, but she said she preferred Spotify.

Why did the pillow break up with the blanket? They couldn't find common comfort.