Why did the woman break up with the volcano? She couldn't handle the heat in their relationship!

I told my girlfriend she should do more yoga. She said, 'I'd rather just bend over backwards for you!'

Why did the man bring a GPS to his date? He wanted to make sure they never lost that spark!

I told my boyfriend he should take up boxing to release some energy. That way, he can punch out any negative feelings!

I asked my wife if she wanted to cook dinner together. She said, 'Why cook when I already have a hot dish like you?'

I told my girlfriend she should learn to play an instrument. She said it would strike a chord with her heart!

Why did the woman break up with the astronaut? He was always spacing out in the relationship!

I asked my husband if he wanted to go on a road trip. He said, 'No need, I'm already on the journey of a lifetime with you!'

I told my wife she should try painting. She said it would brush up on her skills!

Why did the woman break up with the dentist? He was always brushing her off!

I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a double date. He said, 'Sure, bring your credit card!'

I told my girlfriend she should write a book. She said it would be a novel idea!

I asked my wife if she wanted to watch a scary movie. She said, 'No thanks, I already have you to keep me up at night!'

Why did the man bring a backpack to his date? He wanted to pack in as much fun as possible!

I told my husband he should sleep on the couch. He said, 'No thanks, I prefer sleeping on the bed of roses you make for me!'

Why did the mathematician break up with his calculator? It just couldn't count on the relationship adding up!

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go on a walk. She said, 'I'm already walking on cloud nine with you!'

My girlfriend said she wanted a relationship like a movie. So I started ignoring her for two and a half hours!

Why did the woman break up with the astronaut? Their relationship was just too spaced out!

Why did the man break up with the gym? He felt like they were just going in circles!

Why did the computer break up with the printer? It didn't like the way it was always papering over their problems!