Why did the surfer break up with the lifeguard? They were too 'wavey' for each other.

What do you call two mathematicians in love? Equal partners.

Why did the teacher break up with the librarian? They were on different pages.

How do you know if a plant is in a committed relationship? It's rooted together.

What do you call two volcanoes in love? Lava birds.

Why did the astronaut break up with the alien? They were too far apart in the galaxy.

How do you know if a shoe is in a committed relationship? It's a perfect pair.

Why did the baker break up with the baker's assistant? It was a half-baked relationship.

How does a scientist flirt? They use chemistry.

Why did the mechanic break up with the engineer? They couldn't find the right gear.

Why did the geologist break up with the geographer? They were in different 'rocky' relationships.

What do you call two spiders in love? Web mates.

Why did the architect break up with the contractor? They had too many construction issues.

How do you know if a computer is in a committed relationship? It has a strong connection.

Why did the chef break up with the dishwasher? The relationship was going down the drain.

What do you call two plumbers in love? Pipe dreamers.

Why did the photographer break up with the model? They were focused on different angles.

How do you know if a boat is in a committed relationship? It stays afloat together.

Why did the tailor break up with the fashion designer? It wasn't a seamless relationship.

What do you call a dentist in love? Flossome.

Why did the tree break up with the oak? It couldn't handle the commitment.