What do you call a snowman in love? Slushy.

Why did the cupcake break up with the frosting? It felt too sticky of a situation.

Why did the toothbrush go on a date with the toothpaste? They heard they make a great pair.

Why did the traffic cone go on a date with the road sign? They heard they direct each other well.

What did the mailbox say to the letter? 'You always have a message to deliver.'

Why did the chair go to couples therapy with the table? They needed to work on their communication skills.

Why did the vegetable go on a date with the fruit? It heard they make a great pear.

What did the scarf say to the hat? 'You really hat me tied up in knots.'

What did the blanket say to the bed? 'You're the one I cover up with every night.'

What did the janitor say to the mop? 'You sweep me off my feet every time we clean together.'

Why did the belt go to therapy? It had too many issues to hold together.

What did the flower say to the bee? 'I find you quite a-buzzing.'

Why did the pillow file for divorce? It couldn't handle the emotional baggage anymore.

What did the tree say to the squirrel? 'You can always find a nest with me.'

Why did the plant go on a date with the sun? It heard the sun was a ray of light.

What did the couch say to the TV? 'I always support you.'

Why did the dinner table break up with the chairs? They couldn't find the right chemistry.

What did the raindrop say to the cloud? 'You make me feel light and free.'

What did the gravel say to the pavement? 'I feel like we're getting pretty rocky.'

Why did the bed break up with the mattress? It couldn't handle the pressure.

What did the rainbow say to the sky? 'You make me colorful.'