Why did the grape stop rolling down the hill? Because it found its raisin to stay by its side!

I told my boyfriend I want to go on a date to somewhere we've never been before. He suggested the kitchen.

I asked my wife if she wanted to slow dance with me. She said sure, and then hit the slow-mo button on the TV remote.

Why did the candle break up with the match? They had too many sparks and not enough wick!

I asked my boyfriend what he sees in me. He said, 'My reflection in your eyes.' I responded, 'I'll get glasses.'

Why did the internet go to couples therapy? To resolve its commitment issues!

My girlfriend asked me if I see a future with her. I told her my vision is 20/20, but my future is blurry.

I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would explain why she lunges at the credit card every time we go shopping.

Why did the computer propose to its partner? Because they had good connection!

Why do programmers prefer relationships to hookups? They prefer databases over one-night stands.

Why did the banker break up with his girlfriend? He lost interest, just like he does with his investments.

Why did the couple go to the zoo? They wanted to see the wild side of their relationship.

Why did the woman bring a puzzle to her date? In case they needed to piece things together.

My girlfriend said she wanted a man who was adventurous. So I got her a map.

Why did the woman bring a candle to her date? In case they needed a little spark.

My girlfriend said she wanted a man who was strong. So I bought her a gym membership.

My girlfriend said she wanted a man who could make her heart race. So I bought her a treadmill.

Why did the woman bring a pillow to her date? In case they needed to have a heart-to-heart.

Why did the woman bring a teddy bear to her date? In case they needed a little comfort.

My girlfriend said she wanted a man who could light up her life. So I got her a lamp.

Why did the couple go to the art museum? They wanted to admire the masterpiece of their relationship.