Why did the woman break up with the acrobat? She was tired of him flipping out.

I asked my husband what he wanted for Valentine's Day. He said 'You, wearing only a smile.' So I bought him a clown costume.

Why did the man bring a plant to his date? He wanted to grow their love.

My boyfriend said he wanted a romantic getaway. So I unplugged the wifi.

Why did the couple go to the therapist? They wanted to work on their communication disorder.

Why did the man bring a tomato to his date? He wanted to ketchup on their relationship.

Why did the woman break up with the online dating site? It wasn't her type.

Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend? Because she was a real bonehead!

I asked my husband if he remembered our anniversary. He said, 'Yes, it's the same day every year!'

My girlfriend said she wanted a beach wedding. So I said, 'Sure, let's get married during low tide!'

I asked my wife if she wanted to try a blind date. She said, 'No thanks, I'm already married to you!'

My husband said he wanted to spice things up in our relationship. So I got him a jalapeno to chew on!

I told my boyfriend he should learn to communicate more. He replied with a thumbs up emoji.

Why did the man propose at the bakery? He wanted to show that their love was 'dough'ing great!

My partner asked me why I always have to be right. I told them, 'Someone has to steer this relationship in the right direction.'

Why did the woman bring a map to her date? She wanted to show that she was good at navigating relationships.

I told my wife she should write a book. She said she already had - it was all about me being a 'chapter' in her life.

Why did the couple go to therapy? They needed help 'tying the knot' in their relationship.

My girlfriend said she wanted a 'spark' in our relationship. So I took her to a welding workshop.

Why did the man ask his girlfriend to meet him on the roof? He wanted to take their relationship to a new level.

I told my husband he should learn to cook. He said, 'But I'm already a microwave master!'