I told my wife she should do yoga to stay flexible. That way, she can always bend over backwards for me.

My girlfriend said she wanted a man who could sweep her off her feet. So I bought her a broom.

Why did the woman bring a book to her date? In case they needed a little romance novel.

My girlfriend said she wanted a man who was sweet. So I got her a box of chocolates.

Why did the man propose to the sun? Because he wanted the engagement to be out of this world!

Why did the woman break up with the ghost? Because he was too transparent about his feelings.

Why did the man bring a mirror to his date? So he could see how beautiful they looked together.

Why did the math book and the history book break up? They realized they had no future together.

I told my wife she should learn sign language. It's a silent way to say 'I love you.'

Why did the man bring a measuring tape to his date? He wanted to see if they were a perfect match.

Why was the baseball game between the couple romantic? They always caught each other's eye.

Why did the woman break up with the candle? It couldn't handle the flame of their love.

I told my husband he should learn to dance. Now he's two-stepping out of our relationship.

Why did the couple go to the beekeeper's wedding? They heard there would be a lot of buzz.

I told my husband he should clean the house to spice up our marriage. Now he's caught up in the vacuum of it all.

My girlfriend said she wanted our relationship to be more spontaneous. So I set our house on fire.

Why was the tennis match between the couple intense? They had a lot of love.

I asked my wife why she married me. She said it was the biggest gamble she ever took.

I told my boyfriend he should learn to cook to impress me. Now he's heating things up in the microwave.

Why did the couple go to the pet store for their anniversary? They wanted to paws and reflect on their relationship.

My girlfriend asked me to describe her in one word. I said 'Mine.'