Why did the man break up with his internet provider? He felt disconnected!

Why did the artists break up? They couldn't draw the line in their relationship!

Why did the pen break up with the paper? They couldn't seem to stay on the same page!

Why did the woman date the baker? She wanted a sweet relationship!

Why did the man propose on a beach? He wanted to be swept off his feet!

Why did the woman bring a kettle on her date? To brew up some romance.

Why did the man date the map? He knew she could always help him find his way.

Why did the man marry the moon? He couldn't resist her gravitational pull.

Why did the woman bring a deck of cards on her date? In case things needed a shuffle.

Why did the storm break up with the lightning? It just couldn't handle the shocking truth of their relationship.

Why did the man date the calculator? He knew they could always count on each other.

Why did the pirate break up with his girlfriend? She always wanted to bury the treasure in their relationship.

Why did the clock break up with the calendar? It wanted more time for itself.

Why did the man bring a mirror on his date? So he could reflect on how beautiful she was.

Why did the woman break up with the dentist? He was too filling-focused.

Why did the comedian date the baker? He kneaded the dough of her heart.

Why did the woman bring a baseball bat on her date? In case things got a little hit and run.

Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? He wanted to drink on a higher level.

Why did the musician break up with the magician? He couldn't handle her disappearing acts.

Why did the computer date the window? They had a great connection.

Why did the gingerbread man break up with his girlfriend? She was too crumby.