Why did the computer break up with the keyboard? It couldn't handle the space between them.

What did the tie say to the hat on their first date? You suit me perfectly.

Why did the music notes break up? They were not on the same wavelength.

Why did the can opener break up with the knife? It felt cut out of the relationship.

What did the hat say to the scarf on Valentine's Day? You warm my heart.

Why did the programmer break up with his girlfriend? He didn't understand her language.

Why did the belt get in a fight with the pants? It felt like it was being held back.

Why did the bicycle fall over when it tried to ask the other bike out? It couldn't handle the pressure.

Why did the librarian break up with the mathematician? She couldn't handle his number obsession!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the other tomato ketchup!

Why did the candle go out with the match? They had a spark!

Why did the man propose to his Kindle? He couldn't resist its e-reading gestures!

Why did the girl break up with the dentist? He was brushing her off!

What did the painter say to his assistant? 'I really canvas you.'

What did the man say to his wife on their anniversary? You've stolen a pizza my heart!

Why did the couple go to the bakery? They wanted to sweeten their relationship!

Why did the woman break up with the astronomer? He was always spaced out!

Why did the man bring a kite on his date? He wanted their love to soar!

What did the man say to his wife who loved puzzles? You complete me, piece by piece!

Why did the couple go to the art gallery? They wanted a masterpiece of a date!

Why did the woman break up with the chemist? He couldn't find the right formula for love!