Why did the preacher bring a frog to the sermon? He wanted to turn its hop into a hallelujah!

Why did the pastor install a treadmill in the church? He wanted to help the congregation run the good race!

Why did the nun join a football team? She wanted to tackle sin!

Why did the monk become a chef? He wanted to serve up some soul food!

Why did the yoga instructor go to jail? They were in a lotus position!

Why don't vampires go to church? They can't handle the holy water!

Why do ghosts love going to church? They can always find the spirits there!

Why did the preacher always carry a pencil? He wanted to draw people closer to God!

Why did the choir group go to the baseball game? They wanted to hit some high notes!

Why did the pastor stop telling gardening jokes? They were too preachy!

Why was the church always so cold? Because the choir goes through a lot of drafts!

Why did the priest start a rock band? He wanted to amplify the word of God!

Why did the musician become a pastor? He wanted to put a new spin on hymns!

Why did the chicken join the church choir? It had a good voice box!

Why did the angels start a bakery? They wanted to rise to the occasion!

Why did the spiritual development coach go broke? He couldn't find inner wealth!

Why did the monk meditate in the garden? He wanted to be a peaceful, easy garden.

Why did the choir practice get canceled? They couldn't find the key!

Did you hear about the mathematician who became a priest? He found religion to be a sine of the times!

Why do cows make bad musicians? Because they have trouble finding the right moo-sic!

What do you call a nun with a brother? A Funnun!