What do you get when you cross a priest with a lollipop? A sweet confession.

What do you call a nun who is also a painter? Sister Picasso.

Why did the pastor only speak in parables? He wanted to keep his congregation on their toes.

Why did the monk break up with his girlfriend? He wanted to be cloister to God.

Why did the nun get a smartphone? To text scripture to her friends.

What do you call a priest who's also a detective? Father Mystery.

What do you call a nun who sleepwalks on Sundays? A roaming Catholic.

Why did the priest go to the ATM? To make a divine withdrawal.

Why did the nun bring a coloring book to church? In case the sermon was too dry.

What do you call a holy man who's also an excellent chef? A praise-killed cook.

Why did the bishop bring a stopwatch to church? To keep sermon time in-check.

Why do pastors always carry a pen and paper during church services? To jot down divinely inspired insights.

Why did the nun bring a ladder to the choir practice? To reach the high notes.

What do you call a religious cowboy? A cross-herder.

Why did the rabbi bring a cushion to the synagogue? To find comfort in prayer.

How does a priest start a baseball game? With a prayerful pitch.

Why do monks make great bakers? They have lots of kneadful prayers.

Why was the church always cold? Because the preacher kept dropping the beat during service.

What do you call a nun with a green thumb? Sister Gardener.

What did the pastor say to the broken vending machine? 'Change comes from within.'

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a religious text? Frost scripture.