What do you get when you cross a vampire and a member of the clergy? A bishopric.

Why did the pastor give a sermon on sugar? He wanted to preach about the sweetness of faith.

What do you call a religious vegetable? A praying mantis.

Why did the monk refuse to eat the sushi? He didn't want to break his fish Friday fast.

What do you call a devil who supports recycling? A green demon.

Why did the pastor switch to decaf? He didn't want to be up all night praying.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun who bakes pastries? A rolling in dough sister.

Why was the belt the best employee at the church? Because it held up for every occasion.

What do you call it when a nun goes skydiving? A leap of faith.

Why did the rabbi start a garden? He wanted to grow kosher pickles.

What do you call a group of singing priests? A church choir-us.

Why do ghosts love going to church? They can't get spooked in a sacred place.

How does a rabbi make his coffee? Hebrews it with a coffee maker.

Why did the priest go to school for math? To solve the equation of faith.

What do you call a nun in denim? A sister in mister.

What do you call a holy man who loves to garden? A priest that digs divinity.

Why did the chicken go to church? To pray for better egg-laying days.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners? They have no attachments.

Why did the priest go to the baseball game? He heard they had good faith.

What do you call a group of rabbis playing poker? Texas Hold 'em with God.

Why did the yoga instructor go to jail? For unlawful stretch.