Why did the atheist go to church? To get some faith-book friends.

Why were the angels so good at baseball? Because they always had divine intervention.

What do you call a holy man who loves to garden? The garden-variety priest.

Why did the religious tomato join a music band? It wanted to ketchup on hymns.

What do you call a group of apathetic Catholics? Mehtholics.

I told a chemistry joke during a sermon, but there was no reaction.

Why do ghosts love going to church? It's very spiritual.

What did the preacher say to the storm? Let us pray.

I asked the pastor for help with my computer. Have you tried... praying... Ctrl + Alt + Del?

Why did the atheist throw a glass of water off a cliff? He wanted to prove that evolution made it rain.

Why was the music teacher always hired by churches? For his organ skills.

Why did the computer go to church? To get a byte from the Holy Spirit.

What hymn do cows sing during the holiest time of year? 'Moory Christmas.'

How did the skeleton know he was going to church? He could feel it in his bones.

What do you call an angel who's a great cook? A seraphim chef.

What do you get when you cross a laughing priest and a boxer? A punchline.

Why don't cows ever become priests? They've heard that the steaks are too high.

Why was the math book looking for its keys at the church? It heard that faith can move mountains.

Why did the ghost go to church? It heard they had a spirit-filled service.

What do you call a group of overly excited churchgoers? A 'holy' rollercoaster.

What's a priest's favorite type of rice? Friar's rice.