What does a priest do when he can't find his glasses? He takes a leap of 'faith'.

Why did the scarecrow win an award for his great work? Because he was outstanding in his field.

What's a priest's favorite type of footwear? Sandals, of course.

Why do vampires go to church? To find some necks to suck.

Why do nuns always travel in pairs? Because they believe in pairs of threes.

How do we know that Jesus is a great poker player? Because he always holds the winning hand.

Why did the baker go to church? To find some 'holy' bread.

Why do priests always carry pepper spray? In case they encounter a holy terror.

Why did the choir group start a band? They wanted to hit the high notes.

Why couldn't the bicycle find salvation? It lost its 'chain' of thought.

Did you hear about the pizza that went to church? It wanted to be a 'thin crust'ian.

Why don't some couples go to hell? Because they're too heavenly.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a vampire? A bite-sized snack.

Why do cows make bad priests? Because they can't keep a straight pew!

What do you call a ghost who likes to attend religious ceremonies? A boo-liever.

Why did the medieval knight go to church? He wanted to pray for a sheathed sword.

What do you call a preacher who loves to tell jokes? A pun-dit.

Why did the witch refuse to attend church? She didn't want to be baptized.

What did Jesus say when someone asked for directions? Take the high road, it leads to salvation.

Why did the angel invest in a halo-making business? To make a divine profit.

Why was the pastor always calm during a storm? He had faith it would pass.