Why did the Buddhist refuse to vacuum the temple? He didn't want to disturb the 'dust' of enlightenment.

What is a pastor's favorite type of music? Soul music.

Why did the monk meditate on a sheet of ice? He wanted to find inner peace in cold temperatures.

Did you hear about the mathematician who became religious? He started praying to solve his problems.

What snack do you eat during a Bible study? Cheeses of Nazareth.

Why did the religious tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.

Where do ghosts go to pray? The ghoul-est place they can find.

Why did the tomato turn into a prune? Because it ran out of juice.

What do you call a group of singing angels? A harp choir.

Why did the chef get kicked out of the church kitchen? He kept adding a little too much soul.

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking sister.

Why did the Easter egg hide? Because he was a little chicken.

Did you hear about the church that started a dating service? They call it 'holy matrimony'.

Why did the religious tomato go to church? To pray-sauce.

How does the Pope fish? With holy mackerel.

What do you call a group of singers at the synagogue? A choir-mitzvah.

Why did the math book go to the church? It wanted to figure out its problems.

How do you organize a space party at the mosque? You planet.

What do you call a spiritual person who's also a musician? A guitar-angel.

Why did the chicken start attending church? It wanted to hatch a new plan.

What did the priest say to the bee? Forgive me, Father, for I have stung.