Why was the belt tired of the priest? Because he kept holding up his pants during the sermon.

What do you call a group of singing religious leaders? A choir-acle.

Why did the nun only eat one pancake? She didn't want to be gluttonous.

Why did the monk bring a map to the monastery? To find his inner compass.

Why was the rabbi always calm during stressful situations? He had a lot of rab-binical wisdom.

Why did the bishop go to the gym? To work on his holiness.

How does the Easter Bunny stay so fit? He does a lot of hop-ercise.

Why did the monk switch to decaf? He found it monasticating.

What's a priest's favorite snack? Hail Marynuts.

Why did the skeleton go to church on Halloween? He heard they were serving body and blood.

What do you call a nun in a sleeping bag? A nun-chuck.

Why did the rabbi go to the mechanic? He heard he was good at fixing convertible-ables.

What kind of tea do the British monks drink? Hermint.

Why did the angel carry a harp everywhere? In case he needed to strike a chord with someone.

What's a priest's favorite kind of coffee? Hebrew-roast.

Why did the monk bring a map to the monastery? He didn't want to get lost in translation.

What do you call an angel who loves to dance? A boogie-woogie seraph.

What do you call a group of singing priests? A choir-angel.

Why did the pastor go to the dentist? To get a little divine intervention for his toothache.

Why did the monk refuse to eat the burnt toast? He only likes things a little 'well done'.

What do you call a nun with a cold? A chili nunos.