Why did the chicken join a church choir? It had a lot of poultry in motion.

What's a priest's favorite type of food? Holy guacamole.

What's a nun’s favorite game? Faith-or-Dare.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a priest? A cold sermon.

Why do demons never get lost? They have hell-GPS.

What do you call a holy man who's also a geologist? A rock minister.

Why was the math book unhappy in the church library? It had too many problems.

How do you make a waterbed more holy? Add some electric blankets.

Why do monks make terrible chefs? Because they refuse to use any 'self'-raising flour.

Why did the yogurt go to church? It wanted to be cultured.

Why was the priest in a bad mood during the thunderstorm? He was struck by lightening.

What do you call a religious service on a mountaintop? A toprayer meeting.

I asked the priest if he knew any good fish puns. He said, 'I don't know any offhand, but I'm sure cod do better.'

I would tell you a joke about the Holy Trinity, but that would be off-piste.

Why did the vegetarian go to church? To hear the holy 'kale' choir.

What do you call someone who steals church benches? A pewter thief.

Why did the baker go to church? He kneaded some faith in his life.

Why did the scarecrow become a priest? He was outstanding in his field of faith.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for the church choir? It had too many sins in its past.

What's a nun's favorite card game? Solitaire, of course.

Why did the computer go to church? To clean up its motherboard.