What do you call a nun who sleepwalks in the snow? A roamin' Catholic!

Why did the chicken sit in the church pew? To hatch a plan for world peace!

Why did the ghost go to church? To get some exorcise!

What's a nun's favorite game? Habit-trick!

What do you call a religious boat race? A blessing of the fleet.

Why was the church so cold? It had too many drafts.

What did the bread say during communion? Let us break bread together.

Why did the pastor switch to decaf? He couldn't handle the percolations.

Why did the tomato refuse to become a priest? It didn't want to ketchup on the Bible.

What's a vampire's favorite type of prayer? Counting blessings.

Why do monks always carry an umbrella? In case it starts monk-ing.

What game do elephants play during religious gatherings? Hide and go seek faith.

Why did the smartphone join a religious group? It wanted to recharge its faith.

Why was the computer so good at Bible study? Because it had megabytes of devotion.

How does Jesus make his coffee? Hebrews it.

Why did the scarecrow become a successful pastor? Because he was outstanding in his field.

What was Jesus's favorite type of exercise? Crossfit.

Why did Noah keep all the animals in the ark instead of just fish? He didn't want to go overboard.

How do you know when a nun is having a bad day? She has a nun-trusive thoughts.

What do you call a group of singing frogs? A choir-toad.

Why do cows go to church? To steer themselves in the right direction.