Did you hear about the superhero priest? He had the power of 'holy' water!

Why don't angels play poker? Because they always fold before the 'heavenly' hand!

What's a priest's favorite way to cook eggs? 'Poach' them in blessings!

Why was the Bible missing characters? Because 'holy' ghosts like to edit!

What do you call a mouse who loves church? A squeak-hearted believer!

Why did the pastor carry a belt to church? To keep his 'holy' pants up!

Why don't witches attend church? They already have too many 'curses'!

Why did the spiritual leader always carry a map? To show the 'divine' way!

Why did the pastor become a taxi driver? To give 'holy' rides!

What do you get when you cross a priest and a comedian? 'Holy' laughter!

Why was the nun always researching genealogy? To find her 'holy' roots!

What do you call a religious marathon? A cross-country race!

Why did the nun go to the art museum? To see the heavenly exhibits!

What's the best day to go to church? Sunday, because it's a 'holy' day!

Why couldn't the ghost get into heaven? It had too many spirits!

Why do demons never play hide and seek? Because good always finds evil!

What do you call a father who is also a baker? A 'holy'roll!

Why do angels make terrible shopping buddies? They always try to 'harp' on about the right choices!

Why don't vampires attend church? They can't handle the holy water!

Why did the bishop always carry a GPS? To navigate through the 'divine' directions!

Why did the monk refuse dessert? Because he already had a 'heavenly' body!