What's a preacher's favorite type of music? Gospel, of course!

Why did the nun join the internet dating site? To find her 'heavenly' match!

What do you call a group of unorganized saints? A disorganized religion!

What type of footwear do angels wear? Halo-s!

What is a dentist's favorite time of day? Tooth-hurty!

Why do ghosts love going to church? Because they're always in spirit!

Why did the monk join the debate team? He wanted to practice good sermon!

What do you call a nun with a cold? A Sister with a sniffle!

Why did the bishop go to the flower shop? He wanted to stop and smell the rosaries!

What do you get when you mix a witch and a nun? A holy spell!

Why did the pastor become a detective? He wanted to investigate the mysteries of faith!

What did the priest say to the basketball player? Let us pray for a slam dunk!

Why did the nun buy a calendar? She wanted to keep up with all the holy days!

What do you get when you mix a parrot and a preacher? A holy polly!

Why did the monk bring a map to church? He wanted to find his way to salvation!

How do you get a nun's attention? Dress up as a priest and ask for a confession!

Why did the preacher go to the pet store? He wanted a dog-MA!

What kind of coffee do monks drink? Monkaccino!

Why did the rabbi start a gardening business? He wanted to work on his spiritual roots!

What did the bishop say to the pancake? Let us pray!

Why did the pastor become a firefighter? He wanted to extinguish the flames of sin!