Why do bees hum? They don’t know the words to the hymns!

Why was the computer cold at the church service? It left its Windows open!

Why don't skeletons go to church? They don't have the stomach for communion!

Why did the baker go to church? To make some holy rolls!

What do you call a praying mantis? A rever-end!

Why couldn't the ghost find a pew in the church? Because they're all spirit-ed away!

What do you call a bear with a Bible? A prayin' teddy!

Why don't priests play hide and seek? Good luck finding them in their confessional!

What's a cleric's favorite type of footwear? Sole-sandals!

Why did the rabbi bring a dog to the synagogue? He wanted to bark-mitzvah!

Why did the pastor start a bakery? He wanted to rise to the occasion!

Why did the chicken go to church? To hear the egg-scellent sermon!

Why did the preacher go to the baseball game? To hear someone shout 'Let us pray!'

Did you hear about the atheist who went to a church potluck? He became a pasta-farian!

Why did the pastor carry a ladder to church? To help raise the roof during the hymns!

Why did the nun open a flower shop? She had a habit of growing things!

Why did the fruit go to church? To find some divine inspiration!

How does a priest spice up his meals? With holy pepper!

Why did the priest sit on the clock during the sermon? He wanted to make time fly!

What do you call a religious rodent? A mass-prat!

What's a preacher's favorite sport? Bible study!