Why do ghosts love church bell tones? They're hauntingly beautiful!

Why did the chicken become a monk? It wanted to lay off the eggs-ercise!

How did the apostle call his friends? He sent apostle!

What is a witch's favorite religious holiday? Halloween!

Why did the math book go to church? To find some sin and cosine!

Why did the preacher go to the fish market? To pick up some sole food!

Why don't monks ever go on vacation? They can't handle the vow of silence!

What is a ghost's favorite bible verse? Booo-genes!

Why did the vampire go to church? He heard they had a lot of holy water!

What was Noah's favorite candy? Jujube arks!

Why do demons never eat with forks? They prefer to use their pitchforks!

Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants in a no-belt zone!

Why did the chicken start a church choir? It had 'eggs'ellent singers.

What do you call a nun who's a stand-up comedian? A funny sister.

Why did the monk start a petting zoo? He wanted to raise 'monk'eys.

Why was the nun always on time? She had great 'habit's of punctuality.

How do you make a nun laugh? Tell her a 'holy' joke.

Why do dogs make great priests? They have great 'paw'sitive energy.

How do you make a nun swear? Have her build a Lego cathedral.

Why did God create dentists? To make sure we all have good 'faith'.

What do you call a priest who becomes a chef? A holy 'saucier'.