Why don't vegans believe in heaven? They prefer 'seitan'.

Why did the atheist go to church? To listen to some 'holy' music.

What's it called when a nun becomes a boxer? A punch Sister.

Why was the pastor a great gardener? He had a lot of 'pray'sers.

Why do angels make great singers? They have divine voices.

Why was the pastor always calm during the sermon? He had heavenly patience.

What do you call a priest who becomes a rapper? A holy MC.

Why was the math book feeling religious? It had too many prayers.

What did one religious book say to the other? 'Psalms to be good friends.'

What do you call a nun who rides a Harley? A virgin hog rider.

Why did the gardener attend the church service? To sow the seeds of faith.

What do you call a priest who can't sing? A monk-tone-deaf.

How do you make holy bread? You knead to pray over it.

Why did the skeleton go to Bible study? To get a little body and blood.

What's a priest's favorite snack? Godiva chocolates - divine indulgence.

Why don't religious frogs drink coffee? Because caffeine is a 'croaking' sin.

How do monks celebrate birthdays? With spiritual cake and mindfulness candles.

What did the atheist say to the nun? 'I don't 'believe' we've met.'

Why did the cucumber get kicked out of the church? It was in a 'pickle'.

What does a climber say to a priest on the mountain? 'Holy summit!'

What do you call a religious cat? A meow-monk.