Jokes about religious practices or beliefs (may be sensitive).
What do you call a nun with a sense of style? A fashionable Sister.
Why did the priest start a gardening blog? To spread the holy seeds.
Why did the rabbi start a rock band? To perform kosher jams.
What's a pirate's favorite religious holiday? Arrrrrr-osh Hashanah!
Why did the pastor open a pet store? To help people find their missing be-lievers.
What do you call a nun with a knife? A cross cutter.
Why did the monks start a bakery? To make some divine loaves.
What do you call a priest in a haunted house? Father Goosebumps.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a priest? A jumpin' padre!
Why did the bishop go to school? To learn some Heaven-sent knowledge.
Why did the monk go to the dentist? To improve his oral scripture!
What do you call a nun who is always late? Sister Slowpoke.
Why did the chicken join the church choir? He had excellent hymn-singing skills.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a nun? Frosty prayers!
What do you call a nun on a bicycle? Virgin Wheel.
Why did the priest install a new sound system in the church? He wanted to praise the Lord with surround sound!
What do you call a religious dinosaur? A Bible-saurus Rex.
Why was the priest so good at basketball? He had divine intervention on his side.
What do you get when you cross a monk with a skunk? A thoughtful stinker.
Why did the rabbi go to the doctor? He needed a kosher check-up.
What do you call a nun who's an expert in martial arts? Sister Kick-butt.