Why did the pastor go to the art museum? He wanted to appreciate some holy paintings.

What do you call a group of priests on a hot day? A collard-ation!

Why did the nun switch to a new phone plan? She wanted more divine minutes.

Why did the monk refuse to meditate with his friends? He wanted some me-time.

What did the rabbi say to the comedian? 'You really kosher me up!'.

Why did the nun bring a map to church? To help her find her way to salvation.

Why did the minister start a tech company? He wanted to connect with the cloud on a spiritual level.

What do you get when you cross a church and a restaurant? Holy macaroni and cheese!

Why did the pastor go to the bank? To make some divine deposits.

Why don't angels ever get lost? They always have divine direction.

Why did the nun open a bakery? She wanted to make 'holy' rolls.

What do you call a group of musical priests? A chord of angels.

Why was the pastor always calm during services? He had a lot of serenity prayers.

What's the best way to communicate with a fish? Use a 'holy mackerel' phone!

Why did the bishop go to the gym? To work on his 'holy' triceps.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frost pray.

Why do church singers always carry umbrellas? In case of a minor chord.

Why did the pastor switch to a gluten-free diet? He heard it was the bread of life!

What's a priest's favorite type of music? Hymn hop.

Why do monks make terrible baseball players? They always throw 'hail Mary' throws.

Why did the nun go to the airport? She heard she could become a 'flying' sister.