Why did the pastor carry a map to church? To help him navigate the path to salvation.

What did the preacher say to the website? 'The cross is my homepage.'

Why did the church hire a DJ? To raise the 'spirit' of the congregation.

Why did the monk go to therapy? To find inner peace.

Why do monks eat only bland food? Because they don't like spicy sermons.

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants in a prayerful manner.

Why did the preacher go to the dentist? To get his congregation filled.

What do you call a group of singing angels? The heavenly choirists.

What's a priest's favorite dinosaur? A pray-mantis.

Why did the baker go to church? He kneaded some extra spiritual dough.

Why did the vampire convert to Christianity? He heard it had great cross-appeal.

What do you call a nun who walks into a bar? A designated sinner.

Why don't ghosts like to go to church? They can't handle the holy water.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta, just like a fake preacher.

Why did the pirate start going to church? He wanted to find his buried treasure.

Why did the atheist go to church? He wanted to show he could be holy bored too.

Why did the skeleton go to church? He had no body to go with.

Why did the preacher go to the doctor? He had a sermon that was a little preachy.

What do you call a pastor on a boat? A ferry godmother.

Why did the priest get a job at the perfume store? To spread some divine scents.

Why did the nun bring a camera to church? To capture some holy moments.