Jokes about religious practices or beliefs (may be sensitive).
Why did the cookie go to church? It wanted to become holy!
What did the preacher say to the broken vending machine in church? Change comes from within!
Why can't you trust a burrito? They tend to spill the beans!
Why did the pastor carry a ladder? To reach new heights in his sermons.
Why did the atheist go to church? To find some non-believers.
How do you make a holy pun? You pray it works.
Why did the church get a new bell ringer? The old one quitted.
What do you get if you cross holy water with a Christmas tree? A pine of Christ.
Why was Noah the best businessman in the Bible? Because he was always on board.
Why did the sinner bring a ladder to church? To take his sinning to new heights.
Why do monks always wear sandals? So they don't get holy feet.
Why did the pastor bring a ladder to church? To take his sermon to a higher level.
I told a priest that I'm addicted to brake fluid. He told me I can stop whenever I want.
Why don't we ever play hide and seek with God? Because good luck hiding from someone who knows where you are at all times!
Why do monks meditate? Because peace and quiet is a habit.
What do you call someone who only likes to hang out with religious leaders? A kneel seeker.
Why did the Dalai Lama go to the car wash? To achieve enlightenment.
Why don't some fish like to swim in holy water? They're afraid of being baptized.
Why do elephants never go to church? They already have their own trunks.
What do you call a group of chess enthusiasts bragging about their faith? Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.
How do angels greet each other? They say 'Halo!'