Why did the gardeners feel at home in the church? They were good at planting seeds of faith.

Why did the elephant become a regular churchgoer? It was looking for a little 'tusk' guidance.

Why couldn't the bicycle find peace in the church? It kept getting wheely distracted.

Why do cows have a hard time at church? They're always told to 'moo've over.

Why did the ghost refuse to enter the church? It wasn't soul-searching.

Why did the tomato turn red during the church service? It saw the salad dressing.

Why did the cheese praise the Lord? It was grate-ful.

What is a priest's favorite type of tea? Ecclesiastical grey.

How does the Pope communicate with the Roman gods? By Vatican-telephone.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a pastor? Frost-tulip.

Why did the monk refuse to shout 'Amen' during prayers? He didn't want to wake the Buddha.

Why did the psychic go to church? To get a medium reading.

What do you call a nun who is a good boxer? Sister Knockout.

Why do pilgrims travel in groups? It's more holy-phonic.

Why was the rabbi such a good gardener? He had a lot of faith in his crops.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a priest? A holy sucker.

Why did the nun become a referee? She liked to keep things holy.

How did the preacher fix his jeans? With prayer patches.

Why do zebras make bad religious leaders? Because they are always preaching black and white.

Why did the pastor go to the beach? To catch some 'holy' waves.

What do you get when you cross a nun and a boxer? Sister Knockout.