Why did the nun become a teacher? She had a habit of educating others.

What do you get when you cross a nun and a skateboard? Sister Shred.

Why couldn't the ghost find peace? It had too many 'unresolved issues'.

What did the rabbi say when he won the lottery? That's 'shabbat' a lot of money!

Why do vampires go to church? They love a good 'holy' water.

Why did the pastor start a skincare line? To help people find their inner 'glow'ry.

What do you call it when a priest skips church? A 'mass' absence.

Why was the nun a good gardener? She had 'faith' in her plants.

Why did the monk bring a ladder to the meditation retreat? To reach 'higher' enlightenment.

What did the nun say to the baseball pitcher? 'Amen' to that pitch!

Why do angels carry harps? Because their wings are always 'on point'.

What do you call a polite religious leader? Well-mannered minister.

Why did the nun go to the beauty salon? She wanted to look 'heavenly'.

What do you call a group of musical frogs? A choir of croakers.

Why did the monk refuse Novocain during the surgery? He wanted to reach nirvana through pain.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a skeleton? Frostbite with chattering teeth.

What do you call a priest who becomes a detective? A father-investigator.

Why did the choir buy new robes? They wanted to harmonize in style.

What did the angel say to the complaining parishioner? Stop halo-ing around.

Why did the scarecrow become a minister? He wanted to find salvation in the fields.

What do you call a singing nun? A harmonious sister.