Why did the chicken join the church choir? He had a good cluck voice.

What did the priest say to the toilet? You have been flushed with holy water.

Why did the skeleton go to church? He heard they had great 'spine'ritual healing.

Why did the atheist go to church? He wanted to be converted into a non-believer.

Did you hear about the cheese that went to church? It had a Gouda time.

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a witch? Frostbite with a chance of spellcasting.

Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped from jail? He's a small medium at large.

Why do people never play hide and seek with mountains? Because they always peak.

What do you call a nun in a food truck? A missionary.

Why did the stormtrooper start going to church? He needed to find his faith in the force.

Why did the monk meditate on his email? He wanted to reach inbox nirvana.

How do you organize a space party for astronauts? You planet.

Why did the spiritual leader get a job at the bakery? He needed to find his bread of life.

Why did the ghost go to church? He heard they had great spirits.

What do you call a sleeping priest? A rector-napper.

Why did the orthodox rabbi set up shop on the beach? He wanted to sell kosher sea salts.

What do you call a nun who skydives? Sister Gravity.

How does a farmer light the menorah? With a match made in heaven.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite that sucks.

Why did the priest go to therapy? He had too many unresolved 'Father' issues.

Why did Moses never play hide and seek? He always got caught.