How does a religious clam pray? With clam chowder.

Why did Adam and Eve never use Gmail? Because they wanted to avoid the apple attachments.

What do you call someone who steals a religious statue? A rosck thief.

Why did the scarecrow go to church? He was outstanding in his pew.

Why did the monk start a plumbing business? To show he could work miracles with pipes.

What do you get if you cross a nun and a kangaroo? A holy jumper.

Why did the priest go to the baseball game? To support his favorite team - the Angels.

Why did the tomato go to church? To ketchup on some prayers.

Why don't basketball players go to church? Because they're afraid of getting called for traveling.

Why did the computer go to church? It had a lot of hard drive space.

Why was the belt arrested at church? It held up a pair of pants.

What do you call a group of singers who perform in church? A choir-accapella.

Why did the atheist go to church? They wanted to make some faith-based viruses for their computer.

What do you get when you cross a UFO and a priest? An unidentified frying object.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners? Because they have no attachments.

What is a priest's favorite dessert? I-scream.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a phone? A golden receiver.

Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because they can't fit into B-shells.

What did the preacher say to the musician? 'Let us pray.'

Why did the pastor carry a ladder to church? To take his ministry to a higher level.

Why did the zombie go to church? To get a little life back into him.