I asked the nun if she wanted a cup of coffee. She said, 'No thanks, I'm a little habit-forming.'

Why did the monks go to the baseball game? They heard it was a pitcher of spiritual enlightenment!

What do you call a group of singing nuns? A-choir of angels!

Why was the pastor always calm during the sermon? He had a lot of faith in his delivery!

I didn't believe in reincarnation until I saw a priest get on a bike. He was a cycle-path!

Why do priests always carry a map? In case they misplace their Bible!

Why did the nun join the police force? She wanted to catch some sinners!

I asked the rabbi if he had seen my copy of the Torah. He said he hadn't, but pointed me in the right direction!

Why did the priest stop using email? He kept receiving a lot of 'God' spam!

Why did the pastor carry a red pen to the sermon? In case he needed to 'mark' the word of God!

What do you call a praying dog? A pup-tual believer.

Why did the scarecrow become a preacher? It wanted to plant the seeds of spirituality.

What do you call a religious bird? A dove-otee.

Why did the scarecrow start a church? To bring in the congregation with open arms.

How do you know when a cat is religious? It paws to pray.

What do you call a praying monkey? An ape-stle.

Why did the scarecrow go to church? It wanted to grow its faith.

Why did the potato go to church? It wanted to be a saint-spud.

How does an astronaut pray in space? With a universal connection.

What do you call a religious sheep? A woolly believer.

Why did the tree go to church? It needed some spiritual roots.