What do you call a holy apple? A pray-pul.

Why did the religious tomato go to church? It wanted to ketchup with God.

What do you call a religious cow? Sacred beef.

Why was the math book so devout? It had infinite problems.

What do you call a praying mantis in a church? A halo-tipping insect.

Why was the belt so religious? It held up more than pants, it held up faith.

What do you call a devout potato? A pray-tato.

Why did the sun go to church? It had a bright idea.

What do you call a religious comedian? A preachy joker.

Why did the tree go to church? It needed a little tree-soning.

What do you call a religious canine? A woof of faith.

Why was the math teacher a good pastor? He knew how to divide the good from the sin.

What do you call a religion-loving fish? A bapti-salmon.

Why did the chicken join the choir? Because it had a lot of peck-tential.

What do you call a holy vegetable? A pray-spinach.

Why did the rabbit go to church? It heard the sermon was hopping.

What do you call a praying reptile? A pray-ther.

Why did the baseball player go to church? To work on his faith pitch.

What do you call a religious insect? A pray-aying mantis.

Why was the math teacher also a priest? He believed in division and multiplication.

What do you call a gelatinous religious figure? A pray-ello.