Why do ants make great choir members? They always stay in 'harmony'.

How do you make a biblical band? Give them some reed-emption instruments.

Why should you never play hide and seek with mountain climbers? They always peak.

Why was the baseball team banned from church? They kept stealing bases.

How does the ocean say its prayers? It waves.

Why don't witches ride their brooms when they're drunk? They don't want to get a dui-doo.

Why did the clam go to church? It wanted to show its shell-faith.

Why did the music teacher go to church? To find some holy chords.

How do you know if someone is a vampire priest? They have a lot of trans-fangs.

Why did the vegetable join the monastery? It wanted to turnip for services.

Why did the Dalmatian go to church? He wanted to repent for his spots.

What do you call a holy vegetable? A prayer-ot.

Why did the scarecrow become a monk? He heard they were outstanding in their field.

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does egg-ercises.

Why was the belt baptized? It wanted to hold up better under pressure.

How did the computer programmer get into heaven? He passed the coding test.

Why did the chicken join the church choir? It had good hatch-mony.

What do you call a dinosaur who is a priest? A mega-saur.

How do you organize a space jam? You planet.

Why did the thief convert to Buddhism? He wanted to find inner peace.

What do you call a nun who is a boxer? Sister Punch.