Jokes about religious practices or beliefs (may be sensitive).
What do you call a holy plant? Thyme.
Why did the nun go to the airport? She heard her prayers would take off.
Why do ghosts love going to church? They like the spirit of the place.
Did you hear about the monk who became a chef? He specializes in pasta-ries.
Why did the chicken join a religious cult? It wanted to cross to the other side.
What do you call a sleep-deprived priest? A holy 'tired'.
Why did the pastor get a second job at the bakery? He kneaded the dough.
Why was the choir named the best in the world? They had angelic voices.
What do you call a group of rabbits attending church? A hare-raising experience.
Why did the Buddhist refuse to add numbers? He wanted to reach Nirvana.
Did you hear about the nun who became a rapper? She goes by MC Bless.
Why did the priest bring a ladder to church? To take his sermons to a higher level.
What do you call a praying mantis at a religious service? An insect disciple.
Why did the ghost join a church choir? It wanted to make some spiritual noise.
What did one Bible say to the other Bible? 'Psalm'body once told me.
Why do vampires avoid churches? They can't handle holy water.
What do you call a religious cow? A moo-nk.
Why do ducks make great ministers? They have great 'quack-tical' skills.
What do you call a dog attending church? A 'bark'-tized canine.
Why did the monk start a rock band? He wanted to achieve Zen through music.
Why was the angel late to the celestial choir performance? He lost his halos.