Jokes about religious practices or beliefs (may be sensitive).
Why did the mime go to church? He wanted to pray silently.
Why did the skeleton go to the church bake sale? He heard they had finger buns.
How do you make a tissue dance at a religious gathering? Put a little boogie in it.
Why was the math book at the monastery so peaceful? It had too many problems solved by monks.
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards in unison? A receding hare-line.
Why was the belt sent to jail? It was holding up a pair of pants.
What do you call a lizard that sings hymns? A newt-er of the church choir.
Why did the choirboy become a boxer? He wanted to hit the high notes.
Why did the Buddhist refuse Novacaine at the dentist? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
How did the religious leader fix the hole in his shoe? With a pair of Nun-chuks.
Why did the vegan go to church? To hear the gospel of Matthew.
What do you call an IT worker who's also a priest? A Coder of Conduct.
What do you call a bear in a church choir? A harmonizing grizzly.
Why did the bicycle fall over at church? It lost its balance.
What do you call a dog attending church? A canine-nal visitor.
What's a nun's favorite movie genre? Habit-forming comedies.
Why did the pastor open a bakery? To make a little extra bread.
What do you call a priest who becomes a detective? Father Brown, Private Eye.
Why did the nun go to the baseball game? She heard they were going to have a 'holy' catcher.
Why do choir members make good detectives? They have great hymn-sing skills!
What happened to the grape when it was stepped on? It let out a little wine.