What do you call a fight between a lawyer and a nun? Legal nun-cle.

Why did the pastor carry a ladder to church? To reach a higher power.

What do you call a holy man who makes pasta? A Pastafarian.

Why don't witches join religious cults? They prefer to worship the broomstick way.

How does a priest cool down? With a little bit of pray-permint gum.

Why did the religious leader start a garden? To help people find inner peace and thyme.

What kind of tea do the British like to drink during church? Prayermints.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the religious retreat? In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why did the pastor go to the store? To get a preach of mind.

What's a nun's favorite game? Hide and go pray.

Did you hear about the choir that got stuck in traffic? They had a flat note.

How do you organize a space party for religious astronauts? You planet.

Why did the Quaker become a baseball umpire? He refused to swear.

What do you get when you cross a baker and a priest? Hot cross buns.

Did you hear about the nun who started a handyman business? She calls it Nailed It.

Why did the snowman go to church? To get holy water.

What's a priest's favorite type of music? Gospel.

Why don't skeletons go to church? They have no body to go with.

Why did the pastor carry a ladder? To take his preaching to a new level.

What do you call a group of singing birds in church? A choir-ful congregation.

Why did the priest go to the baseball game? Because he heard it was a home run.