How do astronauts pray? With a universal connection.

Why did the tomato go to church? It needed some vine intervention.

What do you call a religious rocket? A pray-jectile.

Why did the baker go to church? To rise in the eyes of God.

What do you call a praying snake? A hiss-ter.

Why did the computer programmer start a church? To code-ify spirituality.

How does a snake pray? With a hiss-terical tone.

Why did the tomato go to church? To catch up on its spiritual life.

What do you call a religious astronaut? A pray-stronaut.

Why did the rock go to church? To pray for a little more stability.

What's a priest's favorite game? Halo.

Why did the vegetable go to church? It wanted to be a little more ear-vegetable.

How do you measure faith on the moon? In lunarcies.

What do you call a praying basketball player? A hoop-stile.

Why did the scarecrow start a church? To get others on the right row.

How does a computer programmer pray? In codest.

Why did the zebra go to church? To confess its black and white sins.

What do you call a religious fisherman? A pray-net.

Why did the tree go to church? To find its roots in spirituality.

What do you call a religious horse at the races? A mane believer.

Why did the bread go to church? To find leavenly inspiration.