Why did the monkey like to hang out at the church? He heard they had great apes.

How do you make a religious pickle? You baptize it in vinegar.

Why did the scarecrow become a priest? It was outstanding in its parish.

What did the zero say to the 8? Nice belt!

How did Noah keep bees on the ark? He built a bee-liever!

What do you call a religious cow? A Moo-slim.

Why do angels never get lost in heaven? Because they always know the way up!

What did the preacher do when he lost his voice? He called a hoarse of angels.

Why did the ghosts go to church? To exorcise their problems.

What did one Bible say to the other? Cross me if you can!

Why did the baby elephant join the church choir? It had great tuskerature!

How do you make holy water holy? You bless it.

Why did the basketball player sit on the sideline and pray? He was a benchwarmer!

Why did the ghost go to church? To find some ghoul friends!

Why did the robot go to church? It wanted to become a circuit preacher!

Why did the thief rob the church? He heard they had some sinfully good valuables!

What do you call a sleepwalking nun with a lisp? A roamin' Catholic!

Why did the preacher go to the beach? To catch some waves of salvation!

How did the computer programmer get out of paying church donations? He used Ctrl+Alt+Delete!

Why did the pilgrim's pants keep falling down? They were at holy mass!

Why did the monk go to anger management classes? He couldn't resist the temptation!