What do you call a sleeping nun? A roamin' Catholic!

Why were the middle ages called the Dark Ages? Because of all the knights!

Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk? It was too earry!

What do you get when you cross a ghost with a snowman? A frostbite!

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because Frost bites!

What do you call a fight between the sun and the moon? Eclipse!

Why was the calendar so popular? It had a lot of dates!

Why was the science book afraid of the math book? It had too many problems.

Why did the chicken join the church choir? Because he had a lot of peck-torals!

What do you call a holy apple? A pray-pple!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a priest? Frosty prayers!

Why did the grape stop going to church? It couldn't find a wine glass!

What do you call a group of musical monks? A bunch of choir boys!

What's a pirate's favorite religious holiday? Arrrr-sh Wednesday!

Why did the yoga instructor become a priest? He wanted to reach higher spiritual levels!

What did the nun say to the priest during their tennis match? 'You've got some divine backhand!'

What do you call a religious rodent? A pray-rie dog!

Why do cows in India make good priests? Because they're sacred cows!

What did the grape say after the red wine stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

Why did the pastor bring string to the church service? To tie up loose ends in the sermon!

How do you organize a space party for the planets? You planet!