What do you call a sleepwalking nun with a sense of humor? A roamin' Catholic with a great a-mien!

Why did the pastor give up sugar for Lent? He wanted to become a sweet talker!

What did the choir of angels say after their performance? Halo from the other side!

Why don't demons play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from the divine!

Why did the bishop have to go to the ER after playing chess? He got bishop-ed!

How did the psychic nun predict the weather? She had Divine inspiration!

Why did the monk switch to a vegan diet? He didn't want to be a ham monk!

What did the Zen master say to the dog? Woof!

Why did the atheist go to church? To enjoy the lack of confession!

How do you keep a holy cow from charging? Take away its credit card!

What do you call a rabbi in a rubber suit? A kidding Rabbi!

Why did the chicken join the church choir? It had egg-cellent vocal cords!

What do you call a priest who becomes a stand-up comedian? Holy laughter!

What's a priest's favorite type of clothing? Nun-stick!

Why couldn't the astronaut have a conversation with the star? Because it was a shooting one!

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine at the dentist? He wanted to transcend dental medication!

How do you know when it's time for a lobster to pray? When it feels a little shellfish!

What do you call a religious service on a trampoline? Hymn-singing!

What do you call a group of overly religious cats? The Meow-lluminati!

Why did the nun park at the meter too long? She had a habit of losing track of time!

Why did the golfers carry two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one!