What do you call a nun who loves to fish? Sister salmon.

Why did the monk bring a snorkel to the monastery? To dive deeper into meditation.

What do you call a religious duck that performs magic tricks? A quack-titioner.

What do you call a nun who skydives? Sister fly.

Why do religious people make the best farmers? They always have a lot of faith in their seeds.

What do you call it when a religious sect decides to start a band? A heavenly rock group.

What do you call a religious football team? The Bible Thumpers.

What do you call a cold and wet church? A misty-fied place of worship.

Why did the pastor go to the gym? He heard it was a great place for preacher-cise.

What do you call a nun who is an expert in martial arts? A karate nun.

Why did the priest switch to a vegetarian diet? He wanted to be a holier roller.

What do you call a religious squirrel? A pray-ling.

Why did the nun cross the road? To get to the praying mantis on the other side.

Why did the skeleton go to the party at the cemetery? He heard it was a bone-afide good time.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun in a bakery? A sister crumb.

Why did the chicken join a religious group? It wanted to be poultry in motion.

What do you call a religious dog that can perform miracles? A labracadabrador.

Why did the preacher always carry a pencil and paper? To take sermon notes.

Why did the pirate go to church? He wanted to confess his arrr-sins.

What do you call a dog in a church choir? A howl-lelujah.

What did the Sun say to the church? I can't make it on Sunday, I'm already shining.