Why did the vampire convert to Catholicism? He wanted to break his 'night' habits.

What do you call a robot in church? A circuit-rector.

Why did the computer go to church? It had a motherboard to confess to.

What do you call a singing religious reptile? A croaka-singer.

What do you call a religious insect? A preach-erpillar.

Why did the candle go to school? It wanted to be a bright student.

What do you call a priest on a bicycle? Cycle-ist.

Why did the fire fighter always pray before going to work? He wanted to extinguish his sins.

What's a nun's favorite game to play? Habit-trivia.

Why did the banana go to church? It heard the appeal of a-peel.

What do you call a group of protesting whales? A cetaceous congregation.

Why did the spiritual cheese refuse to meditate? It didn't want to be too zen.

How do you make a clean joke about soap? You wash out its mouth with holy water.

What did the grape say after the church service? Holy spirits!

Why did the fruit refuse to go to church? It had already found its peach with God.

Why did the choir break up? They couldn't find a good harmony.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive knowledge of the Bible? A dino-preacher.

Why don't Vikings tell religious jokes? They Odin their seriousness.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a nun? Frostbite.

How does the Vatican communicate with space aliens? They use a Pope-up window.

Why did the spiritual leader go to therapy? To work on his Buddha issues.