What did the shepherd say to his sheep on a cold winter day? 'Fleece' be with you!

Why did the monk buy a kayak? He wanted to 'paddle' his sins away.

What did the preacher say to the pile of autumn leaves? 'Fall' into grace!

Why do ducks make great church attendees? They always have quack in their faith.

Why did the angel go to the doctor? He was having harp palpitations.

Why did the chicken join the church choir? He had a lot of peck-tacular vocal cords.

Why did the pastor carry a cell phone to the sermon? In case he needed to call on the Lord.

What do you call a group of musical priests? A chord of reverence.

Why did Adam and Eve never use the internet? They already had an apple and an extremely large byte.

Why did the ghost attend church? To boost its 'spirit' levels.

Why did the pastor carry a fishing rod in the church? To catch the 'holy' fish.

Why did the nun go to the basketball game? To shoot some prayers at the hoop.

What do you call a nun who's a great singer? A 'Sister Act'.

Why did the monk refuse to eat the Mexican food? Because it was too nun-spicy.

Why did the nun go to jail? She got caught breaking the 'holy' law.

Why did the pastor go to the beach? To catch some 'soul'd rays.

What do you call a preacher on a plane? A high-flying prophet.

What did the grape say when it was squashed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

Why did the priest go to the dentist? To get his wisdom tooth.

What do you call a dishonest priest? A con-vent.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a nun? Frosty habits.