Why are molecules bad at relationship? They can never find the right chemical bond.

Why was the belt so happy? Because it had a great buckle on life.

Why did the bike suddenly fall over? It was two-tired.

What does every geometry teacher need? A protractor.

Why did the computer go to theme park? To upgrade its software.

What has many keys but can't open a lock? A keyboard.

Why was the calendar always on edge? Because its days were numbered.

Why did the fence go to school? It wanted to learn how to be outstanding in its field.

What can you never eat for breakfast? Lunch and dinner.

Why do some fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze.

What is the best way to keep a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.

Why did the scarecrow go to outer space? To find some space corn.

Why was the geometry class so popular? Because it was right up their alley.

Why did the scarecrow become a successful musician? Because he was outstanding in his field.

What has a handle but cannot be held? A door.

What has a head, a foot, and four legs, but cannot walk? A bed.

Why did the math teacher break up with the calculator? They couldn't count on each other.

Why is a horse like a web browser? They both need a stable environment.

Why did the lettuce beat the celery in a race? Because it was still a-head!

What has a tail but never wags? A coin.

What has many ears but can't hear? A field of corn.