Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why did the math book look sad? It became haunted by too many problems.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Her students were so bright.
Why do nuts always have good grades? Because they're outstanding in their field.
Why was the sailboat so cheap? It was on sail.
Why was the calendar always stressed? It had too many dates.
Why did the robot go on a diet? It had too many bits and bytes.
Why did the tree drink so much water? It was always a little thirsty.
Why did the sweater break up with the scarf? It was getting too wrapped up in itself.
Why was the loaf of bread so at peace? It didn't want any knead for drama!
Why did the mathematician decide he’d never get a sunburn? He knew his limits.
Why did the giraffe go to the party? He heard the drinks were on the house!
What is lighter than a feather but even the strongest man can't hold it for long? Breath.
What is the center of gravity? The letter 'V'.
What has legs but cannot walk? A chair.
What has a heart that doesn't beat, a tail, but no body? A teapot.
What has many stories but cannot talk? A building.
People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I? Money.
I have keys but can't open any lock. What am I? A piano.
Why did the clock in the cafeteria always run slow? Because it always went back four seconds.
Why was the math book sad? It had way too many story problems.
Why was the baseball team always in trouble? They kept getting caught stealing.