Why did the ghost go to the party? To check out the boo-tiful girls.

Why did the musical ghost become a doctor? He had a lot of soul.

What has a heart that can't love? A rock.

Why did the scarecrow go to school? To get a little straw-crazy.

How can you make the number seven even? Take away the 's'.

What gets smaller when you add two letters to it? A post.

I am light as a feather, but even the world's strongest man couldn't hold me for much longer than a minute. What am I? Breath.

I have keys but open no locks. What am I? A piano.

What must be fractured to be functional? An egg.

What possesses a foot but no legs? A ruler.

Why couldn't the leopard participate in hide and seek? It was always spotted.

What's constantly ahead yet never visible? The future.

What can journey worldwide while stationary? A stamp.

Why did the physics teacher split from biology? No chemistry.

What has hands yet can't applaud? A clock.

Why did the belt and pants part ways? They couldn't stick together.

Why did the student dine on their homework? Teacher said it was a piece of cake.

What is yours but everyone else uses it more? Your name.

What has a top at the bottom? Your legs.

Why did the dog rest in the shade? It didn't want to be a hot dog.

What has teeth but no chewing ability? A comb.