Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What has many letters but cannot talk? A mailbox.
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly.
Why was the picture sent to jail? Because it was framed.
Why did the cow go to outer space? To see the moon.
Why was the pasta as nervous as a violin? It was all strung up.
What can you hold without touching it at all? A conversation.
What kind of button can't unbutton? A belly button.
What kind of key can't open locks? A monkey.
Why did the plant go to the doctor? It had foliage.
What can travel around the world but stay in one spot? A stamp.
What kind of dog never bites? A hot dog.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish its dessert? It was stuffed.
If Mr. and Mrs. Smith have six daughters, and each daughter has a brother, how many people are in the Smith family? Nine - including the parents.
What has a bed but does not sleep, a mouth but doesn't eat, and runs but has no legs? A river.
The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it? Darkness.
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs but never runs? A penny.
Why was the belt the best magician? It disappeared right before your eyes.
Why was the stadium the coolest place to be? Because it had lots of fans.
Why did the music teacher go to the doctor? He had treble hearing.
Why did the homeowner sell her electric dryer? She needed to make ends meet.
Why was the dictionary so confident? It defined its own existence.